VLOGZ.TV | APRIL 17 2008
Romney gave his Top 10 reasons why he got out of the race at the TV and Radio Correspondents Dinner.
6. I was upset that no one had bothered to search my passport files.
5. I needed an excuse to get fat, grow a beard and win the Nobel Prize.
4. I took a bad fall at a campaign rally and broke my hair.
3. I wanted to finally take off that dark suit and tie and kick back in a light-colored suit and tie.
2. Once my wife, Ann, realized I couldn't win, my fundraising dried up.
1. There was a miscalculation in our theory: "As Utah goes, so goes the nation.”
It was met with wild applause, hearty laughter and that rare form of acceptance, a standing O. This is the kind of inside jokes we’re talking about.
Romney gave his Top 10 reasons why he got out of the race at the TV and Radio Correspondents Dinner.
10. There weren't as many Osmonds as I thought.
9. I got tired of corkscrew landings under sniper fire.8. As a lifelong hunter, I didn't want to miss the start of the varmint season.
7. There wasn’t room for two Christian leaders.6. I was upset that no one had bothered to search my passport files.
5. I needed an excuse to get fat, grow a beard and win the Nobel Prize.
4. I took a bad fall at a campaign rally and broke my hair.
3. I wanted to finally take off that dark suit and tie and kick back in a light-colored suit and tie.
2. Once my wife, Ann, realized I couldn't win, my fundraising dried up.
1. There was a miscalculation in our theory: "As Utah goes, so goes the nation.”
It was met with wild applause, hearty laughter and that rare form of acceptance, a standing O. This is the kind of inside jokes we’re talking about.
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