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Romney's Top Ten Reasons

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VLOGZ.TV | APRIL 17 2008

Romney gave his Top 10 reasons why he got out of the race at the TV and Radio Correspondents Dinner.
10. There weren't as many Osmonds as I thought.
9. I got tired of corkscrew landings under sniper fire.
8. As a lifelong hunter, I didn't want to miss the start of the varmint season.
7. There wasn’t room for two Christian leaders.
6. I was upset that no one had bothered to search my passport files.
5. I needed an excuse to get fat, grow a beard and win the Nobel Prize.
4. I took a bad fall at a campaign rally and broke my hair.
3. I wanted to finally take off that dark suit and tie and kick back in a light-colored suit and tie.
2. Once my wife, Ann, realized I couldn't win, my fundraising dried up.
1. There was a miscalculation in our theory: "As Utah goes, so goes the nation.”


It was met with wild applause, hearty laughter and that rare form of acceptance, a standing O. This is the kind of inside jokes we’re talking about.

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